Head but but Ricky Smiley can’t act. Ricky Smiley knows this. Because why would he lie? I don’t know. Why liars lie.

But I can tell you this: we auditioned in Los Angeles. Yes, I was audition number 201. Two hundred black comedians auditioned for the role of Money Mike with me.

You’re saying all 201 of us were auditioning and you had already had the role and had already shot the role in four days? The truth of the matter is the Money Mike in the original script got raped in the bathroom and that’s what Ricky Smiley was okay with.

Cat Williams had to take the risk in front of the studios and the cast and our powers that be in his very first movie and say respectfully, humbly, guys, if we’re talking about anything else, I have no credibility and I have no pull. But we’re talking about comedy, right, where I have all the credibility and all the pull.

The problem with “Friday After Next” is we’re trying to make a classic comedy and this comedy involves a rape, and rape is never funny, no matter who it happens to or what the circumstances are. If you would allow me to allow us to do this movie without a black man getting raped in it, I promise you that it will be twice as funny as it would be with him getting raped.

So considering that’s the real story, why would you bring up that story? Thirty-five members of the cast and crew have never brought up that Ricky Smiley was going to play Money Mike.

No one ever saw me put on a Santa Claus suit. We got a wardrobe department. They made us a Santa Claus suit for me. Why wasn’t that in the bloopers?

And here’s the other thing: everything that Money Mike said, Cat Williams wrote. So what Ricky Smiley said on his… you can’t say my lines, I wrote them. That’s how I already know that I’m going to be funnier than you.

What he told everybody was Cat Williams, and don’t nobody know who he is, I’m on the radio, I’m with Steve and them, everybody knows me.

That’s what he told everybody that would listen to him on the set. That’s the truth of the matter.

He was so egregious, not now, then, he was so egregious that Hollywood has never heard this in a hundred years. He was so egregious

I put in my contract that I won’t work with Ricky Smiley again unless he’s in a dress. Now, what was Ricky Smiley’s next movie? Was it “First Sunday”?

Did he wear a dress in it? You bet he did. It’s in my contract. Why would you put that in your contract, Cat? That’s where he’s the unbelievable actor.

Him and Tyler Perry can’t play a man to save their life. They play good women, and I believe that the best actor should be in the best role. So that’s why. Because when we released that clip and he said that, you responded, because he said he was supposed to play Money Mike, and you were supposed to say, “Play Santa Claus.”

An outright lie. So that he knows is a lie. So why would he say it? Because he’s a liar. Nobody knows why liars lie. And that’s why I had to come on the program.

Cedric did the same thing. Cedric told you, when you asked him, “Did you steal Cat Williams’ joke?” He said, “It don’t line up.” How it don’t line up that

I did it on TV in 2018, you came to see me at The Comedy Store, do it in 2019, and then did it on the Kings of Comedy.

Like, what doesn’t line up? This is a television joke that Mark Curry helped me punch up and get to the level that it was.

The same Steve that went to go watch Mark Curry do his whole sitcom and then stole everything Mark Curry had.

Now Steve got a sitcom where he the principal and he wear a suit and he and then he gets this high-top fade making all black men think he got the best lineup in the business, and it’s a man unit. Then you ask, “Why you not a movie star?” I didn’t want to be a movie star. This the same negro that hated on Bernie with this same thing,

“I didn’t want to be a movie star.” No, you couldn’t be a movie star. There are 30,000 new scripts in Hollywood every year.

Not one of them asked for a country bumpkin black dude that can’t talk good over and look like Mr. Potato Head. But Ricky Smiley can’t act. Ricky Smiley knows this.

Because why would he lie? I don’t know. Why liars lie. But I can tell you this: we auditioned in Los Angeles.

Yes, I was audition number 201. Two hundred black comedians auditioned for the role of Money Mike with me.

You’re saying all 201 of us were auditioning and you had already had the role and had already shot the role in four days?

The truth of the matter is the Money Mike in the original script got raped in the bathroom and that’s what Ricky Smiley was okay with.

Cat Williams had to take the risk in front of the studios and the cast and our powers that be in his very first movie and say respectfully, humbly, guys, if we’re talking about anything else, I have no credibility and I have no pull. But we’re talking about comedy, right, where I have all the credibility and all the pull.

The problem with “Friday After Next” is we’re trying to make a classic comedy and this comedy involves a rape, and rape is never funny, no matter who it happens to or what the circumstances are. If you would allow me to allow us to do this movie without a black man getting raped in it, I promise you that it will be twice as funny as it would be with him getting raped.

So considering that’s the real story, why would you bring up that story? Thirty-five members of the cast and crew have never brought up that Ricky Smiley was going to play Money Mike.

No one ever saw me put on a Santa Claus suit. We got a wardrobe department.

They made us a Santa Claus suit for me. Why wasn’t that in the bloopers?

And here’s the other thing: everything that Money Mike said, Cat Williams wrote. So what Ricky Smiley said on his… you can’t say my lines, I wrote them.

That’s how I already know that I’m going to be funnier than you. What he told everybody was Cat Williams, and don’t nobody know who he is, I’m on the radio, I’m with Steve and them, everybody knows me. That’s what he told everybody that would listen to him on the set.

That’s the truth of the matter. He was so egregious, not now, then, he was so egregious that Hollywood has never heard this in a hundred years. He was so egregious I put in my contract that I won’t work with Ricky Smiley again unless he’s in a dress. Now, what was Ricky Smiley’s next movie? Was it “First Sunday”? Did he wear a dress in it? You bet he did. It’s in my contract. Why would you put that in your contract, Cat?